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My So Called Shelf Life

Welcome To My So Called Shelf Life

Welcome To My So Called Shelf Life

I've got 99 bookworm problems and -- no, wait, who am I kidding, there's more. Way more than I care to count.

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1. I have a serious SLEEP DISORDER...

I have a serious SLEEP DISORDER...

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2. It's okay to have more than one BOYFRIEND...

It's okay to have more than one boyfriend...

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3. READING is my THERAPY...

READING is my THERAPY...

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4. Jealous when people love your book boyfriend but...

Jealous when people love your book boyfriend but...

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5. Perfect boys EXIST...

Perfect boys EXIST...

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6. I need a new edition of the KAMA SUTRA...

I need a new edition of the Kama Sutra...

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7. I like seeing where my money's at...

I like seeing where my money's at...

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8. Making a point to make the cover visible...

Making a point to make the cover visible...

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9. Every time a book makes me cry:

Every time a book makes me cry:

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10. If I'm not on a READING BINGE then...

If I'm not on a READING BINGE then...

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11. DNF if...

DNF if...

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12. I don't have INSOMNIA...

I don't have INSOMNIA...

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13. When the movie is ALMOST as good...

When the movie is ALMOST as good...

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14. When your beloved book series...

When your beloved book series...

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15. I'm a self confessed, shameless...

I'm a self confessed, shameless...

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16. Reading won't solve your problems...

Reading won't solve your problems...

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17. READING comes after HOUSEWORK.

READING comes after HOUSEWORK.

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18. A clean house is a sign that you're not doing enough...

A clean house is a sign that you're not doing enough...

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19. You call yourself lover...?

You call yourself lover...?

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20. When a book you've reread countless times...

When you've reread countless times...

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21. When you want to read but...

When you want to read but...

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22. It's not cheating because...

It's not cheating because...

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23. If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar...

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24. When everyone's talking about a book...

When everyone's talking about a book...

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25. My husband knows I'm having an affair...

My husband knows I'm having an affair...

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26. I didn't really outgrow fairy tales...

I didn’t really outgrow fairytales. They’re just sexier these days. NSFW TBH.

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27. When people can't decide...

When people can't decide...

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28. My Drinking Club

My drinking club has a serious book problem. I’m confused. Or drunk. Or both.

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29. We do read in my book club.

We do read in my book club...

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30. First Rule of Book Club

First Rule of Book Club

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31. Books are my ride or die.

Books are my ride or die.

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32. Wishing for a longer commute...

Wishing for a longer commute...

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33. Missing your stop yet again...

Missing your stop yet again...

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34. Sleep is for the weak...

Sleep is for the weak...

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35. Travel with no excess baggage...

Travel with no excess baggage...

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36. I used to think I owned books...

I used to think I owned books...

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37. I read to avoid real life problems...

I read to avoid real life problems...

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38. Can't decide between wanting your OTP to get married...

Can't decide between wanting your OTP to get married...

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39. When reality interrupts my reading:

When reality interrupts my reading:

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40. Me to TSA agent:

Me to TSA agent:

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41. SLEEP is for the WEAK

41. SLEEP is for the WEAK

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42. Missing Your Stop Yet Again

42. Missing Your Stop Yet Again

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43. Wishing for a longer commute...

43. Wishing for a longer commute...

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